Christian Music Infomercial
How is Michael Jackson,…?
,…coping with the boring harps and trumpets in Heaven? Since you can’t listen to any good music in Heaven, this means no rock guitars, no electrical instruments of any kind, no keyboards, no drums, so this also means that Christians can’t even listen to their beloved Christian rock, sorry Christian rock fans, all you have in Heaven are just harps and trumpets.
Just imagine him singing “Billy Jean’s not my Lover” with just a harp.
Oh, BTW, since infomercial guy Billy Mays died today (the guy who advertised OxyClean), what’s he gonna do with all his products in Heaven since everything there is already clean and tidy?
you can’t know what heaven is actually like until you get there
American Psycho – Huey Lewis Infomercial